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Saturday, January 23, 2010

Bigotry

A plane leaves Wichita airport under the control of a Jewish Captain and a Chinese co-pilot. It's the first time they've flown together and there is an awkward silence between the two which seems to indicate a mutual dislike.


The captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat and mutters "I don't like Chinese".


"No like Chinese, why not?"


"You people bombed Pearl Harbour that's why".


"No, No, Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese, not the Chinese"


"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, it doesn't matter, you're all alike"


"I no like Jews either" says the co-pilot.


"Oh yeah, why not" asks the Captain.


"Jews sink Titanic"


"What? That's insane, Jews didn't sink the Titanic, it was an iceberg"


"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no matter, all same".