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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Katie Holmes free at last

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have reached a quick divorce settlement.  Cruise must have seen the writing on the wall when it became obvious that the media was on Katie's side.  He was clever enough to realize that the general public were against him sending Suri to Sea Org to initiate her into Scientology and in order to prevent any more damage being done to his sinister sect, he gave Katie what she wanted - primary custody of Suri.

"The case has been settled and the agreement has been signed" Katie's attorney Jonathan Wolfe said in a statement.  "We are thrilled for Katie and her family and are excited to watch as she embarks on the next chapter of her life."  He added "We thank Tom's counsel for their professionalism and diligence that helped bring about this speedy resolution."

It must have been difficult for Katie to cut the ties of Scientology because every person Tom employs is a Scientologist and so are many of their friends and acquaintances.  She insisted that Suri's nanny and bodyguards accompany her when ever she visits Tom and from now on, she will not be exposed to anything related to Scientology which includes going to birthday parties of people associated with the weird, so-called church that has nothing to do with religion, yet is able to function in Australia and America tax free.

Katie's parents are delighted to "have their little girl back" where she belongs, in a world where L Ron Hubbard and Xenu don't exist, nor do his people who came to earth 75 million years ago from outer space to attach themselves to human beings, causing them spiritual harm.

Cruise's best friend, Scientology Chairman of the Board, David Miscavige, is reported to have chosen Katie Holmes as his third wife and was best man at his wedding.  His wife Shelly, also a high ranking Scientologist, hasn't been seen since 2006 after she filled job vacancies without her husband's permission and nobody knows where she is.

Miscavige's choice of wife for Tom has backfired, she didn't turn out to be a naive little girl who wouldn't rock the boat, and he didn't take into account that her father was a smart lawyer who, once he saw that his daughter wanted out, he sprang into action.  Nice try fellas, but the game's up, it's all over.