By Andrew Webster
Andrew Webster is
the Chief Sports Writer of The Sydney Morning Herald
In the lead-up to the Sydney Test, the Australian
team enjoyed a barbecue at the luxury South Coogee home of opening batsman Dave
Warner. The six-bedroom, five-bathroom, three-level mansion reportedly cost
Warner and his fiancee Candice Falzon $6.5 million last year. It was made
famous two years earlier as the set for the UK reality TV show Geordie Shore.
On the surface, there is nothing exceptional about
the Australian side's pre-match get-together, save for the person who wasn't
there. That Michael Clarke bizarrely
didn't attend is a glimpse into the hurricane that is forming ahead of the
World Cup and onwards to July to an Ashes defence on English soil.
How the final chapter of Clarke's career plays out
will make Geordie Shore as eventful as Romper Room. Almost everyone
involved in Australian cricket knows about it, is talking about it, and wonders
where it will all end.
Probably in tears.
Clarke is at war with his superiors. And, as much
as he belligerently holds onto the idea of playing for his country again, it is
also clear his teammates have moved on without him.
In Steve Smith they trust. It's that simple.
Former South African captain Graeme Smith probably
doesn't know how close to the bone he cut when he said this last week:
"Michael has been an outstanding captain, but is more of an abrasive
personality. It will be interesting to see now that they have been under Smith
for the last few months and if Michael moves back into that space, how then
that shifts the personality of the team."
There are two issues at play here: Clarke's broken
relationship with Cricket Australia management and his relationship with his
teammates.
The captain has been on a collision course for
months with almost every level of the Cricket Australia hierarchy, from chief
executive James Sutherland to high-performance manager Pat Howard to chairman
of selectors Rod Marsh to coach Darren Lehmann. Some officials complain he's
refused to return their phone calls.
Part of the tension is about team selections. When
Queensland batsman Joe Burns was selected for the Boxing Day Test, Clarke was
said to be angry about not being consulted.
Yet much of the animosity concerns his dodgy
hamstrings and lower back problems.
There's a case for being the ultimate competitor,
doing everything possible to get on to the field. On this score, Clarke has to
be admired. There's another case for being an unwanted distraction for the
team.
It was going to come to a head on November 25 as
Clarke vaingloriously told anyone who would listen of his desire to play in the
first Test against India at the Gabba.
The day before, he publicly contradicted Marsh
about playing in a two-day warm-up match in Adelaide to prove his fitness.
Sutherland and others had enough of it. They were
going to rule him out of the Test side and select Phillip Hughes.
Then everything changed.
Later that day, a Sean Abbott bouncer felled Hughes
at the SCG and two days later the batsman's life support was turned off.
Clarke, his teammates and officials were united in
grief. The skipper was the definitive leader as they laid their friend to rest
in his home town of Macksville.
Suddenly, Cricket Australia suits changed their
tune. They wanted their inspirational captain in the side for the rescheduled
Test in Adelaide, where he scored a ton and tore a hammy.
Now, though, the issue of Clarke's future has
flared again.
Privately, he is furious about selectors setting a
deadline of February 21 — the second pool match against Bangladesh — to prove
his fitness for the World Cup after hamstring surgery.
An eternal optimist and tireless when it comes to
preparation, Clarke is adamant he will be fit – although most behind the scenes
tell you he is a slim prospect at best.
They predict he won't recover in time, and that's
when the hurricane will hit. Clarke's camp says he had initially been given
until March 4 — the fourth pool match against Afghanistan — to prove his
fitness.
There has either been a major miscommunication or
Cricket Australia is setting up its own captain to fail.
If Clarke is ruled out, expect fireworks. At the
very least, he will want to play Sheffield Shield cricket for NSW to prove a
point. The Blues are already saying they don't want to be caught in the middle
of the fight.
Meanwhile, in the Australian dressing-room, those
in baggy greens are humming along quite nicely. They have seen life without the
Clarke sideshow and they quite like it.
Smith is a laid-back character who carries a form
guide in his back pocket. Clarke has often been described as a player who would
rather spend time with celebrity mates.
And Clarke has no greater celebrity mate than Shane
Warne. It was never more obvious how close the pair are than during their stint
together in the Channel Nine commentary box.
During the Brisbane Test, Clarke was effectively
commentating on the match via his own Twitter feed. He also retweeted a post
from a fan who demanded he be part of the Nine commentary team while injured.
Like magic, Clarke was there in the middle of the
MCG on Boxing Day, with a Nine microphone in hand.
For Nine, securing Clarke for the Melbourne and
Sydney Tests was a coup. For Clarke, joining the commentary team of past
players while still playing was an air swing.
He might've been insightful, he might've shown
where his future will be in retirement, but many of his teammates were far from
impressed as their captain openly discussed strategies, technique and what
players were thinking and should be doing in the centre.
It was dangerous territory for a current captain to
traverse. For instance, each time he passed comment on Shane Watson it was
nearly impossible not to recall the ugly fallout between the pair in India in
2013.
Clarke's teammates were also said to be less
pleased with his appearance in the dressing-room during those Tests.
It's been argued that Clarke was there for rehab
purposes. Others say his presence was odd and a distraction.
How does Clarke return to a successful side? If at
all?
He has been a polemic figure inside and outside the
dressing-room almost every step of his undulant career. A platoon of former
players often ask whether Clarke puts himself ahead of the baggy green.
Doubtless, he will see this column as an attack. It
is not.
His decency and selflessness were there for all to
see when Hughes died.
Yet everywhere you stepped this summer, the topic
of conversation among some of the highest echelons of Australian cricket hasn't
been about Warner's sparkling form, or Smith's captaincy, or whether Warney is
single or not.
It was about Clarke and the hurricane looming on
the horizon.
For a player who has played more than 100 Tests,
scored more than 8000 runs, and captained Australia to an unforgettable Ashes
victory, you would ideally hope his career finishes in dignity.
From Ferraris to being grabbed by Simon Katich by
the throat at the SCG to Bingle-gate to Homework-gate to this latest imbroglio,
it seems certain to end as it has always been.
Like an episode of Geordie Shore, probably
in tears.